"But I was happy! You made me feel very loved, thank you very much. I was really happy!"

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Here’s some bad help for bad people.

So best get out of jail free card. Ask a girl “Hey, do you wan’t to hug naked with me?” if you get a negative response simply pick up a bottle of Naked juice hug it intensely then proceed to tenderly whisper in the bottles nonexistent ear “I’ll never let you go babe, I’ll never let you go”.

When you try to go Super Saiyan and you poop yourself in front of all your friends.

When you try to go Super Saiyan and you poop yourself in front of all your friends.

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April 1st should be a day where everyone confesses secrets and whatnot to each other, that way if you don’t like how they respond just yell “April Fools!”

leseanthomas:

 Right in the feels, lol.

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But not included
TJB

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